When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
- Me: omfg send help I'm dying
- Them: what?!
- Me: i can't even omg
- Them: you can't even what?
- Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
- Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
- Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
- Them: .....what is that
- Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
- Them: ....riIiiiight
- Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
- Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
- Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
- Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
- Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
- Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
- Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
- Them: .....
- Me: literally dead omfg
- Them:
- Me: SOBBING
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
